![]() Either I take off my shirt or he would take off your hand.Kelcher have provided your sacred trust with upbringing the woman that I plan to take off your hands. In the past two years I've been pleased to note that you and Mrs.Take care of my little sister! - Sure, in the meantime, take off your hands!.After me and my boys take off your hands and feet.HANK: I don't remember seeing any Montana flag at the Alamo. PEGGY: Hank, informed sources tell me that you were dead in the water, and then you came back to life. IRWIN: Get your hands off me, you gutter-slut. HANK: Dad, you can't kill Castro! You aren't even supposed to drive at night!ĬOTTON: Fine, you sissy girls, I'll row to Cuba myself! Hell, I'll swim to Cuba with this wrench between my teeth! Then I'll pose as a beautiful female plumber, and when the toilet clogs at the Presidential palace, I'll. Rained for seventeen days at Guadalcanal, I didn't hear you complain then. ![]() HANK (in Davy Crockett's clothes): Why am I wearing the hat?ĬOTTON: Aw, suck it up, Stinky. HANK (drunk): I'd like to tell Buck Strickland to kiss off.ĬOTTON: For a New Yorker, you ain't got much street smarts.ĬOTTON: The point of tonight is to kill Castro and bring back his chin-pelt. HANK: It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck and I tried a bagel and actually liked it. For this job, we'll be using the half that's Cuban. As you know, he's half-Mexican, half-Cuban. And at midnight, we rendezvous in Mexico with one Jorge Lopez. Now they're gonna have to carry you off on a seventh-inning stretcher!ĬOTTON: Woman with fetus, coming through!ĬOTTON. (beat) Oh, hell, I know it's him.ĬOTTON: Well, Fidel, you should've stayed in Washington on your unofficial visit. HANK: What? Then one of you is not telling the truth. TILLY: Wait, Cotton's trying to pin this on me? It was his idea to go to New York. You just need what Mom likes to call "closure." I think my truck might be too much vehicle for me.īOBBY: Come on, Dad, you'll be okay. HANK: I can't even drive like a Texan anymore, Peggy. Or should I say "yada yada yada?" Hank, should I?īILL: Boy, you New Yorkers really are rude. And they are New York as all get-out.ĭALE: Yep. PEGGY: Well, Sodom is in there, Hank, and Gomorrah. ![]() "Red and yellow, black and white, we are all precious in His sight." PEGGY: Maybe you should have opened your eyes and then your Bible, Hank. Maybe it was my fault for loving your mother too much. ![]() HANK: I was born in New York City, of your seed.ĬOTTON: Oh, Hank, I always knew the day would come when I'd have to tell you the whole sad story. Could've got me a matching pair of Chinese babies for ten. you wasn't! You was adopted! Worst fi'ty bucks I ever spent. HANK: How come you didn't tell me I was born in New York?ĬOTTON: What?! Uh. I wonder if I would have called him "Dad" or "Coach?" Oh, who am I kidding? It would have been "Sir." I do have his strong chin and love of the flex defense. HANK: Well, if I was adopted, that means my parents could be anybody. HANK: "Hank." How do I even know that's my real name? My real parents might have called me "Henry." Or "Chris." God, Peggy, what if I'm a Chris? Otherwise you'd have a bunch of Oklahomans trying to get Native Texan license plates.ĬOTTON: Is that a kiwi in there? You know how I feel about hairy fruits! HANK: I'm pretty sure the license people are gonna need to see a birth certificate. The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Yankee Hankee"Ĭlick here to return to the Main Quotes Page
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